In order to assure that humans do not experience sadness, depression, anger, or happiness in front of others which would cause them to feel the aforementioned unless brought about by natural death of an associate, family member, pet, or destroyed environment; to apply principles that ignore human reaction and emotion; to take away choice in order to prevent incorrect choice according to the unwritten laws of humanity; to preserve the earth from any further evolutionary change due to the offense taken by members of the society when the fittest do not survive or are forced to change due environmental factors; we, the undersigned do unite and adopt and ordain the following articles.
ARTICLE I
Section 1. All history that contains violence, an overturn of a group or leader; implies sadness and destruction; illustrates protest and assembly against another group, individual, or idea, shall be prohibited in schools and talk among family, friends, associates, neighbors or any being that qualifies as “human” in order to preserve fairness of all people.
Section 2. In some cases, details regarding positive history which can only improve human morale will be altered to include all races, genders, and ages so as not to offend those who were not a part of the actual historical event.
Section 3. Truth, if disruptive and contrary to the positive human condition, is forbidden to be told in order to demolish all negativity and create a pure harmonious state.
ARTICLE II
Section 1. Any or all activity which involves scoring, success, and/or celebration for one or more persons when others cannot celebrate will cease in order to create a crux of equal progression at an equal rate despite the different functions of the mind. All minds will be trained to think and perceive only the divine qualities which promote acceptance and condemn the “evils of competition.”
Section 2. All awards, honors, and recognitions will be given to entire groups of people rather than one person and must be preceded by thanking all persons outside the realm of study, play, discovery, and/or career in order to share the positive emotions that come from such awards, avoiding the possibility of offense.
ARTICLE III
Section 1. All racial identifiers will be replaced with the term "important individual of the
ARTICLE IV
Section 1. The term family will be replaced with nation. Marriages will cease in order to erase gender roles. Sexual relationships will be permitted for pleasure only. Men and women will be required to: make a donation of sperm and egg; show documentation of a bi-annual birth control injection; refrain from shared bedrooms as will be provided by the nation in order to prevent the punishment of a having a baby and to prevent human error or mistake.
Section 2. Children will be raised by the community, each member assigned to provide care to what the nation deems necessary. Rotation of duties will occur every year on the 6th of March in order to assure the prevention of boredom and misery imposed on by the current economical structure.
ARTICLE V
Section 1. Money, possessions, and all things associated with divine living will be distributed by the nation in order to prevent the ambitious from making more money than their neighbor resulting in unfair practices and harm of the nation due to the evil comparisons that are cultivated in such a society.
ARTICLE VI
Section 1. The nation is sole owner of all water, land, air, animal, insect, fish, bird, and other living organism and deems how best to preserve these natural responsibility granted to us by evolutionary and/or creative processes.
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